Jokes - Photoshop Contest [17 entries]

A Frayed Knot Picture

Winning entry, with a score of:
62.9%
Contest goal:

Your goal in this contest is to illustrate a joke using Photoshop. You need to mention your joke in your description box. Some jokes can be found here.
Good luck !


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Suggested by: Lamantine

CMYK46: I think we might have to differentiate between a joke and a visual pun. Or are visual puns considered jokes? ( 5 years and 1414 days ago )
CMYK46: joke   [johk] Show IPA noun, verb, joked, jok·ing. –noun 1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: ( 5 years and 1414 days ago )
DanLundberg: Is "create an amusing image" the same as "illustrate a joke"? To my mind, the latter would seem to require that the joke pre-exist on its own with no reliance on any submission here. ( 5 years and 1413 days ago )
Lamantine: Well, the goal is simply to make a visual of an existing joke.... ( 5 years and 1412 days ago )
MonkeyDluffy: are racial jokes aloud? >.> ( 5 years and 1405 days ago )

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A Frayed Knot - created by IDt8r


A Frayed Knot
Favs: 4SBS: n/aHi-resRank: 1/17Score: 62.9% (35)11710 views

A rope walked into a bar and the bartender yelled, "Hey! We don't serve ropes in here! Get out!" So the rope went outside, did a few contortions, pulled apart both his ends and sauntered back into the bar. "Hey!" sez the bartender, "Ain't you that rope I just threw out of here?" And the rope sez, "Nope, I'm...


Thanks to Wojtek Starak, Rhys Skinner and Richard at CGTextures (5 years and 1410 days ago)

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Parrot On A Plane - created by lchappell


Parrot On A Plane
Favs: 5SBS: n/aHi-resRank: 2/17Score: 56.8% (30)7664 views

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".

The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!" (5 years and 1411 days ago)

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LOL - created by anthonysingh


LOL
Favs: 0SBS: n/aHi-resRank: 3/17Score: 55.5% (25)7390 views

Man look what my boss is doing and I'm suppose to be the animal (5 years and 1407 days ago)

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The Rabbi and the Giant Frog - created by Drivenslush


The Rabbi and the Giant Frog
Favs: 2SBS: 13Hi-resRank: 4/17Score: 55.4% (20)8531 views

A Rabbi walks into a bar on Manhattan with a giant frog on his shoulder.

The bartender stares and exclaims, "Where in the world did you get THAT?!?!"

The FROG replies, "Brooklyn, there's hundreds of them." (5 years and 1408 days ago)


Elephino - created by luvbug1982


Elephino
Favs: 3SBS: 1Hi-resRank: 5/17Score: 55.2% (15)8579 views

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a Rhino?

Elephino

(if you don't happen to get it - say it out loud... pronouched el - if - eye - no) (5 years and 1410 days ago)

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