Jokes - Photoshop Contest [17 entries]

A Frayed Knot Picture

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Your goal in this contest is to illustrate a joke using Photoshop. You need to mention your joke in your description box. Some jokes can be found here.
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Suggested by: Lamantine

CMYK46: I think we might have to differentiate between a joke and a visual pun. Or are visual puns considered jokes? ( 5 years and 2648 days ago )
CMYK46: joke   [johk] Show IPA noun, verb, joked, jok·ing. –noun 1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: ( 5 years and 2648 days ago )
DanLundberg: Is "create an amusing image" the same as "illustrate a joke"? To my mind, the latter would seem to require that the joke pre-exist on its own with no reliance on any submission here. ( 5 years and 2647 days ago )
Lamantine: Well, the goal is simply to make a visual of an existing joke.... ( 5 years and 2646 days ago )
MonkeyDluffy: are racial jokes aloud? >.> ( 5 years and 2640 days ago )

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A Frayed Knot - created by IDt8r

A Frayed Knot
Favs: 4SBS: n/aHi-resRank: 1/17Score: 62.9% (35)13828 views

A rope walked into a bar and the bartender yelled, "Hey! We don't serve ropes in here! Get out!" So the rope went outside, did a few contortions, pulled apart both his ends and sauntered back into the bar. "Hey!" sez the bartender, "Ain't you that rope I just threw out of here?" And the rope sez, "Nope, I'm...

Thanks to Wojtek Starak, Rhys Skinner and Richard at CGTextures (5 years and 2644 days ago)

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Parrot On A Plane - created by lchappell

Parrot On A Plane
Favs: 5SBS: n/aHi-resRank: 2/17Score: 56.8% (30)9241 views

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".

The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!" (5 years and 2646 days ago)

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LOL - created by anthonysingh

Favs: 0SBS: n/aHi-resRank: 3/17Score: 55.5% (25)9229 views

Man look what my boss is doing and I'm suppose to be the animal (5 years and 2642 days ago)

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The Rabbi and the Giant Frog - created by Drivenslush

The Rabbi and the Giant Frog
Favs: 2SBS: 13Hi-resRank: 4/17Score: 55.4% (20)10673 views

A Rabbi walks into a bar on Manhattan with a giant frog on his shoulder.

The bartender stares and exclaims, "Where in the world did you get THAT?!?!"

The FROG replies, "Brooklyn, there's hundreds of them." (5 years and 2643 days ago)

Elephino - created by luvbug1982

Favs: 3SBS: 1Hi-resRank: 5/17Score: 55.2% (15)10372 views

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a Rhino?


(if you don't happen to get it - say it out loud... pronouched el - if - eye - no) (5 years and 2644 days ago)

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