Jokes - Photoshop Contest [17 entries]

Your goal in this contest is to illustrate a joke using Photoshop. You need to mention your joke in your description box. Some jokes can be found here.
Good luck !

( suggested by: Lamantine )

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17 entries submitted in this contest:

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A Frayed Knot - created by IDt8r

Votes: 601

Favs: 4

SBS: n/a

Hi: yes

Rank: 1/17

Score: 62.9%

3814 views

A rope walked into a bar and the bartender yelled, "Hey! We don't serve ropes in here! Get out!" So the rope went outside, did a few contortions, pulled apart both his ends and sauntered back into the bar. "Hey!" sez the bartender, "Ain't you that rope I just threw out of here?" And the rope sez, "Nope, I'm...

Thanks to Wojtek Starak, Rhys Skinner and Richard at CGTextures (1 year and 319 days ago)

5 Sources:

19 Comments

Frayed, Knot

Parrot On A Plane - created by lchappell

Votes: 571

Favs: 5

SBS: n/a

Hi: yes

Rank: 2/17

Score: 56.8%

2503 views

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".

The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!" (1 year and 321 days ago)

3 Sources:

1: Parrot
2: man
3: jet

15 Comments

Parrot, Plane

LOL - created by anthonysingh

Votes: 577

Favs: 0

SBS: n/a

Hi: n/a

Rank: 3/17

Score: 55.5%

2020 views

Man look what my boss is doing and I'm suppose to be the animal (1 year and 317 days ago)

2 Sources:

1: source1
2: source2

10 Comments

LOL

The Rabbi and the Giant Frog - created by Drivenslush

Votes: 592

Favs: 2

SBS: 13

Hi: yes

Rank: 4/17

Score: 55.4%

2006 views

A Rabbi walks into a bar on Manhattan with a giant frog on his shoulder.

The bartender stares and exclaims, "Where in the world did you get THAT?!?!"

The FROG replies, "Brooklyn, there's hundreds of them." (1 year and 318 days ago)

5 Comments

The, Rabbi, and, Giant, Frog

Elephino - created by luvbug1982

Votes: 578

Favs: 3

SBS: 1

Hi: yes

Rank: 5/17

Score: 55.2%

2839 views

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a Rhino?

Elephino

(if you don't happen to get it - say it out loud... pronouched el - if - eye - no) (1 year and 319 days ago)

2 Sources:

1: elephant
2: rhino

5 Comments

Elephino

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Jokes - Photoshop Contest [17 entries]

A Frayed Knot - created by IDt8r

Parrot On A Plane - created by lchappell

LOL - created by anthonysingh

The Rabbi and the Giant Frog - created by Drivenslush

Elephino - created by luvbug1982

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