Parrot On A Plane - created by lchappell


Parrot On A Plane
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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".

The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!" (5 years and 1931 days ago)

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avatar RAZ0R
RAZ0R [banned] says:

avatar Alan2641
Alan2641 says:

good idea very well done

avatar demi
demi says:

Very good and funny!

avatar cabldawg71

Woot!! good one Author

avatar Drivenslush

oh lord... (giggling)

avatar erathion
erathion says:

LOL and more LOL's...

avatar Tuckinator

awesome to the max

avatar Kid
Kid says:

lol :P

avatar pearlie
pearlie says:

LOL, love talking parrot jokes! good work, author.

avatar CorneliaMladenova

If I were the stewardess, I would have forgotten the coffee too!

avatar Lelaina
Lelaina says:

Congrats for your second place, Loyd!

avatar erikuri
erikuri says:

Congratulations, Loyd!

avatar nasirkhan
nasirkhan says:

Congratulations,

avatar erathion
erathion says:

Congrats Loyd...

avatar pearlie
pearlie says:

congrats for 2nd place - parrot wanting whiskey!!!

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