s-car - created by Se7eN0f9


s-car
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A snail buys a fast new car
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
(2 years and 317 days ago)

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gigi says:

Oy! Just an idea, since you're make the car go fast and the snail's head is sticking out...maybe make the snail's antennae go back like the wind is blowing them back. Make sense? Reply »


(2 years and 315 days ago)
author says:

thx gigi for the tip, u were right, changed it now hope it looks better now Reply »


(2 years and 313 days ago)
avatar Tuckinator

cool Reply »


(2 years and 312 days ago)
avatar Lamantine
Lamantine says:

Haha Reply »


(2 years and 311 days ago)

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