s-car - created by Se7eN0f9


s-car
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A snail buys a fast new car
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
(5 years and 3184 days ago)

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Two lazy men - created by erikuri


Two lazy men
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There were two too lazy men, who didn't want to stand up for anything...
- Hey, buddy... go outside to see if it's raining...
- No... I don't... go yourself...
- No... I don't... that's why I'm asking for you to go...
- No... I don't... Wait a minute, I have an idea... Hey, Doggy... Doggy, come here...
So their dog came in.
- Look, Doggy's fur is dry... so it's not raining...


Thanks to:
- ax2groin, boskizzi and Nino.Modugno @ Flickr;
- bentedder @ sxc.hu;
- Tammy Mobley @ Photoxpress. (5 years and 3184 days ago)

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One Legged Dog - created by itgik


One Legged Dog
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Question: "Where do you find a one legged dog?"

Answer: "Where you left it"



(5 years and 3184 days ago)

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CowDuck - created by Lamantine


CowDuck
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There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.

The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."

The other cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."

Credits to ~RX-stock , ~maerocks , *ravenarcana and *letinhastock from DA. SBS will be uploaded asap. (5 years and 3185 days ago)

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Let Go To Japan - created by silencer32


Let Go To Japan
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A couple of student wanna break world guinness record,so they decide to have longest jump that nobody ever could.It will insane, if u do like this (5 years and 3185 days ago)

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