This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.
Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. (5 years and 3213 days ago)
Having been a navigational radar technician on board a US Navy Aicraft carrier I can truly appreciate the humor in this! Well, I guess anybody could. I just like saying all of that.
Not a true story (per snopes.com) but a very funny video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePi4dieDS8Y
Did it really happen? Oh my... I'm cracking up with that! 
I have heard this 'joke', good job illustrating it, tho the ship's water could be blended a bit better. You 'got it', tho, author!
Dang Canadians are a stubborn lot :P lmao this is a good one
i know this one....GREAT...
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Source only (5 years and 3219 days ago)
It's a rollerCOURSE.. with a big bow on it 
whatta creation....! magic.....!
I can see a face on it...
Beautiful result . Good luck author.
hey man!...what is this?......like an ideea?!
Looks precious
wow! Triiiiiiippy!!!! 
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Created in Photoshop 7.0. All sources are mentioned. (5 years and 3373 days ago)
this is a good idea, I think you would benefit by checking the scale of your golfer in the background though. Good Luck with this, it's a nice looking image. Edit: removing the golfer in B/G is an improvement. As for the shadows well my opinion is that they do not need to be as long possibly...
Good work, just try fixing the shdow a but, by locating the direction which the light hits, 2nd, get rid of the man walking in the distance... or rescale him.. GL.
I removed the golfer but I am not sure why you see the shadow as wrong.
hmmm idea is great,work too just few minor observations...woman is to bright for this lighting,shadow is to define,with this lighting u cannot have that define shadow...if u fix that u could have fantastic work...very realistic image
I made some changes.
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source and my pics (5 years and 3532 days ago)
alright. good idea but no bags... other than one outa head.
Haha! Great use of source!...finally!!
alterdinnovations, the hooves and the body were made from the money bags
Cue piggy but he looks painted compared to the real stock.
cute
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Interesting concept, but the execution looks rushed.
why?
more disillusioned that I could not illustrate the concept better
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