Dirty Dozen Jokes - Photoshop Contest [10 entries]

Your Momma is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out. The 'Dirty Dozens' as they are called are wise-crack one-liners that always start with 'Your Momma' and define her in a comical and usually insulting manner. This may be an immature past-time, but it sure is amusing! Your goal is to photoshop a representation of this type of joke. Include the 'Your Momma' joke in the description of your entry, or add creative text on the image to enhance the punchline.

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Your mama
9 comments
Yo Momma is so Old Picture
344 votes
Coming soon!Ugly Mama Picture
4507 views
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10 entries submitted in this contest:


Your mama's so stupid... - created by jawshoewhah


Your mamas so stupid...
Votes: 328Favs: 0SBS: 22Hi: yesRank: 1/10Score: 56.4%3652 views

Your mama's so stupid, she brought an umbrella to see "Purple Rain".
(2 years and 190 days ago)

4 Sources:



Passport - created by sjsmiuk


Passport
Votes: 331Favs: 0SBS: n/aHi: yesRank: 2/10Score: 56%3525 views

YOUR MOMMA'S SO SHORT YOU CAN SEE THE FEET ON HER PASSPORT!!

thanks to NexusJay and mai05 at www/sxc.hu for image and background (2 years and 189 days ago)

2 Sources:



Ugly Mama - created by darkshellie23


Ugly Mama
Votes: 342Favs: 0SBS: 1Hi: yesRank: 3/10Score: 54.9%4507 views

yo mama so ugly shes not going bald that's her hair running away from her face

thanks to the following.
scary mask stock 2 by ~ScrewdrivR-Stock1

185 Winter Coat by ~GothicjadeStock (2 years and 190 days ago)

2 Sources:



onion - created by wtfayla


onion
Votes: 330Favs: 0SBS: 9Hi: n/aRank: 4/10Score: 53.6%3324 views

yo' mammas so ugly she makes onions cry
the photo
is mine.. i took this photo not an outside source (2 years and 191 days ago)

2 Sources:



Your Ugly Mama - created by donh


Your Ugly Mama
Votes: 322Favs: 0SBS: 2Hi: yesRank: 5/10Score: 53.2%3917 views

Yo mama's so ugly, you put her in the kennel when you go on vacation. (2 years and 189 days ago)