Theory of Lengthwise Rolling - created by Drivenslush


Theory of Lengthwise Rolling
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Widiar says:

A must read book for everyone. I have like zero idea what your machine does (lays some nice golden eggs?) but it looks good anyway and very well done.

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olseado says:

Absolutely amazing, Love it, adore it!

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JamesD says:

I don't quite 'get it'... there is an idea behind your piece I take it, but I'm obviously missing it...

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erathion says:

very cool idea author...gl

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swordfish says:

nice work ..........

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George55 says:

CCOOOOOL..... but what is it?..... good luck anyway.

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Interesting device

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Alan2641 says:

keep coming back to this and wondering what it is -- like it -- very well done

author says:

In a fit of rage, the great Icons of Eastern Europe cried out, "Why Oh Why, must our eggs roll off the table and crash upon the ground? We do believe we lost a double yolk in that last one. Such a shame."

Along came Professor Jedediah Glicken Burger Meister Meister Burger.. (No relation to the Burger Meisters that Stole Christmas... Santa took care of him in Claymation) anyway... Jedediah saw the problem and invented a Machine that would force eggs to roll lengthwise... since this is a total impossibility, the machine just made the eggs sit there. but now no one was losing any eggs and all was right in the world..

After much money and royalties were paid to the Professor he exited to go on his own adventures... Years later it was discovered that the machine was just a modified glue bottle and all it did was apply a tiny layer of glue stick (similar to a 3m sticky notes) to an egg causing it not to roll. The detective that discovered this was immediately imprisoned as the Icons of Eastern Europe did not want anyone to realize they had been dumb.

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George55 says:

nice story.... and a congrats for your fourth...... (well, you did pretty good).

author says:

Pretty Good.. I'm frickin amazing with all the crap I have to put up with LOLOLOLOLOL

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