Mean ol' B@$T@rD - created by jawshoewhah


Mean ol B@$T@rD
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What part of "No you may not take my picture" did you not understand? (5 years and 1324 days ago)

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author [banned] says:

It's the oldest old-middle finger I could find. If you can find a better source, BY ALL MEANS GIVE ME THE LINK and I'll fix it!

author [banned] says:

Oh I'm thinking about just having my mom give me the finger tomorrow and just take a picture of it.

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frelbow says:

Now that is a great idea! Ha ha Cool mom!

avatar freejay
freejay says:

Great idea, but you really need an older looking hand to match

avatar RickyRuckus

zero effort

avatar spaceranger

Sorry I'm just not impressed with sophomoric attempts at humor. That being said the chop isn't the best, the hand has a black edge, the hand is in foreground and wouldn't cast a shadow as yours seems to, also the flesh edge gets very blurry where it overlaps the other hand. The lens used for this shot has a good depth of field the new hand wouldn't be so blurry. The face doesn't look natural it's over liquified and distorted IMO.

avatar cabldawg71

I agree ranger

avatar erikuri
erikuri says:

The way is asking for a elderly to give you the finger and you yourself shoot it!
Well, the idea is really funny. But I think you have to leave some distance between the "hand" and the face - resizing it slightly bigger. And for his rebel expression you don't need to use so much liquify, just a bit on the eyelids.
Well... that's why that photo of Einstein is famous (showing the tongue). He didn't like to be photographed, and one day he showed the tongue to the photographer!

avatar CMYK46
CMYK46 says:

The way to save this is to lift the "old skin" texture from the source hand and overlay it on your second hand. It can be done with patience.

author [banned] says:

Yeah, I was thinking about doing that Bob. But honestly, I don't think I care enough. I might or might not work on it.

Hey it was either this or what the old man sees blind

avatar Chuck
Chuck says:

You can do this with original hand it would make a difference

author [banned] says:

Yeah, um, see previous comment. Seriously I achieved what I was looking for anyways; controversial commentary. Keeps it interesting and if no one agree well.. please see previous comment

avatar erathion
erathion says:

Very very cool entry...nice work with the eyes...

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