(True Title is suppose to be... Planet Choices from the Desk of Slartibartfast) but there wasn't enough room in the title bar)
From the FAKE site:
The catalog includes:
* Planets made of gold
* Planets made of platinum
* Planets made of fish
* Planets made of rubber "with lots of earthquakes"
* Planets on which naked women drop out of the sky on parachutes
* Planets covered in springtime meadows
* Planets covered in scenes straight out of horror movies
* Planets resembling your mom
* Planets where two lefts do make a right
* Planets where people actually like the Jonas Brothers.
Though some think that last one's a bit far fetched.
Since making a planet is astronomically expensive, and no one has been rich enough to buy one since the Great Galactic Market Crash, the amount of money you can expect to pay for one is more than you or anyone else will ever make in your pathetic little human life. In other words, give up now. (5 years and 3065 days ago)