Dear BWR, you see, it is more difficult to leave the lettering than to take it off! If it is still visible, that's because this bottle comes frome a lab. The lab will come soon to collect the samples they need for their experiment and they don't want to take the wrong bottle.

The brain is a transplant. This crab is supposed to be as clever as a man, and he is looking for paper and pen to write his memories. He knows he won't find that on the beach so he is running away, indeed.

I like your sense of humour.