Uncle "Poo Poo" had an affinity for hats, and left this one to his Sweetly Evil Niece who had a strange addiction to Turkish Delights.
(FYI) a Turkish Delight is what a snot would taste like if you could make it into candy. Seriously. just about the most god-awful-liest stuff in the universe. (Oh I'm sure there are some peeps who like it, but I'd rather they serve me the stuff they scrape off the back burners of a greasy spoon diner's burger grill then munch on a Turkish Delight) The Rose Water flavored ones are the WORST!!!