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“Come onnn Rick!” Summer pleaded. “I’m not dropping my granddaughter on an alien planet just so she can get laid.” Rick explained. “Come on dad, I’ll go with her to make sure nothing bad happens.” Beth said. “Absolutely not. No way in hell, this is one of the dumbest ideas you morons have ever brought up to me. This is even dumber than when Morty asked if I could dick bigger for his robot girlfriend he insisted on buying.” Rick’s hand went into his face. “H-hey” Morty stuttered. “Rick, just let them go. You always have fun with Morty, I think it’s time Beth and Summer have some fun.” Jerry butted in. “Shut the hell up Jerry, your wife and daughter are about to get railed by aliens that have bigger penises than you.” Rick rebutted. Jerry hung his head low and walked back into the kitchen. The living room went silent after Rick’s words. Beth and Summer mirrored each other’s actions with their arms crossed while staring at scientist. The stare down lasted for almost a minute before the silence was finally broken. “God dammit. You guys aren’t gonna let this go are you?” Rick asked. The silence was enough to answer his question. “You know what? Fine. You can go, but if something goes wrong, you’re gonna get a massive ‘I told you’ so from me.” Rick walked towards the garage mumbling obscenities. The mother-daughter duo looked at each other excitedly. “What are you morons doing? Go pack your stuff. You’re going to be there for a while. Consider this your weird horny vacation.” Rick walked into the garage. The packing lasted 20 minutes, or to Rick, what felt like hours. He wasn’t too keen on letting them go. “W-why’d you let them go?” Morty asked. “Because if I didn’t, they wouldn’t shut up about it for the next few weeks, and I don’t wanna deal with that.” Rick looked at various guns without looking at his grandson. “Y-ya know, I don’t like the thought of my mom and sister going to have a sex vacation.” Morty stood behind Rick. “Yeah, I fucking get that Morty. I don’t like it either, but this is better than them bitching about it constantly.” Rick inspected a gun. “Morty, go get them, I’m tired of waiting.” Rick commanded. “I’m not your slave Rick, I have my own will and stuff ya know?” Morty replied. “Shut up Morty, just go get them or I’ll make you watch their horny ass vacation.” “You know Rick, you’re a real dick sometimes, I’m tired of you bossing me around all the time.” Morty said while letting Rick boss him around. Beth and Summer came into the garage, each with suitcases. Both giddy with excitement. “Take these, if you ever use them, it will send a signal directly to me and I’ll come save you. Don’t use them for anything besides emergencies.” Rick handed the duo a pair of guns. “Pick a number, literally any number.” Rick told them. “4973” Summer answered quickly. Rick shot a portal behind them. “Thanks grandpa Rick!” Summer and Beth hugged the scientist. The two walked into the portal and disappeared. Their adventure had officially started. The planet before them felt like it had a blue tint filter on it. Trees and skyscrapers as far as the eye can see. It looked like a future utopia. “Way more colorful than Earth huh?” Beth said. “Yeah yeah, where do we get laid?” Summer rushed ahead. “Come on, let’s explore a little first, maybe we’ll find some rich men here!” Beth proposed. The duo walked around the unfamiliar city, searching for any leads for their cause. Summer kept trying to ask people walking by them any information, but they all ignored her. “What the hell?! Why are they just ignoring me?” Summer visibly frustrated. “Watch this honey, your mother is a pro.” Beth confidently walked up to someone on the street. “Hey there handsome. Us two single ladies were looking for some work, if you know what I mean. Any directions for us?” Beth said in a romantic tone that she would only use with Jerry. “Oh you want work? Head over to wedge co. They pay pretty well if that’s what you like.” The stranger pointed to a big building. Beth and Summer walked towards the massive corporate building. “So what do you think ‘wedge co.’ means?” Summer asked. “It’s a sex business Summer, you can make some assumptions.” Beth chuckled. The people around them seemed to ignore their presence, as if they were some kind of virus. They wouldn’t even dare to look at them. Once they got to the building, it looked massive. It towered over them and the skyline. “Jesus this place is huge!” Summer said in awe. “All this just to get laid?” Beth questioned. “Hey, you didn’t have to come if you didn’t want to.” Summer crossed her arms. “Oh I was coming, your father hasn’t been the best in bed as of late.” Beth replied. “Ew, gross mom. Keep that to yourself next time. I don’t need to know about you and dad doing it.” Summer cringed. “Let’s just walk in now, before this conversation gets too weird.” Summer said awkwardly as she paced forward. The inside of the building was just as grand and impressive as the outside. It was like a hotel, with multiple chandeliers and receptionists. As they walked in, a worker ran up to them and escorted them to their desk. “Wow, pretty fancy just for some sex huh?” Beth whispered to Summer. “I know right? They must have a ton of hot buff guys.” Summer drooled. “How may I help you ladies?” The receptionist asked. “We’re looking for a certain kind of work, if you know what we mean.” Beth said again in that certain tone. “Oh I know exactly what you mean!” The receptionist smiled. “Just head this way, I’ll lead you to your rooms. You’ll each get your own room, someone will be in to interview you shortly.” She walked ahead. “Wow, this is moving fast isn’t it?” Beth questioned. “Shut up, you better not mess up my chance to get laid.” Summer shushed. The rooms were exactly up to par with the rest of the luxurious building. The rooms were massive. King sized beds in every room. It felt like a pent house suite. Too good to be true… but it was true. The duo was forced to split apart, no complaints from them. Neither wanted to have sex in front of the other. “Oh god, this place is massive! There’s so much room for everything.” Summer said with a mischievous smile. “I could be done here, or ever here, ooo or even over here. So many possibilities.” Beth pointed out multiple places around the suite. Time passed for the duo. Both were too busy fantasizing to even notice. Their minds were caught in the clouds, or to some, in the depths of hell. Summer was caught off guard when someone entered her room. They didn’t knock. Wouldn’t have mattered if they did. With a face like his, he could get anything. Summer was practically in love by just looking at him. “Hello, I’ll be here to conduct your interview. I’m Ricardo!” He said in a smooth, yet rough voice as he sat down at a desk in the room. This guy is the whole package isn’t he? With a hot body and face like that, let alone his voice. He could do me all night if he’d like. Summer thought. “Okay let’s start this interview. Do like winning, or losing?” Ricardo asked first. “Oh I love losing, if you know what I mean.” She bit her lip. “Oh, I like that attitude! Next question, what’s your favorite position?” He asked. “Up against the wall, for sure. Or hanging if you’re good with ropes.” Summer winked. “You’re doing great, keep it up! Next, long sessions, or quick hard ones?” He scribbled on his paper. “Long and certainly hard. I have endurance.” Summer smirked. “Good, good. Alright now last question. How passionate are you about what we do here at wedge co.?” He finally asked. “Oh I’m super passionate. I traveled a super long distance just for this experience. I’m dedicated.” She said with a smile. “It all sounds good! We just need you to sign this.” Ricardo handed her a contract. Summer was too blinded by horniness to even read what she was signing. The signature was done before she could even bother to read a word. “Alright, I’ll send someone in soon to get your started!” Ricardo walked out of the room. Summer was utterly disappointed when she realized it wasn’t him that she’d be having sex with. Ricardo went to Beth’s room and asked the same questions, and he got practically the same answers. “They really are mother and daughter.” Ricardo chuckled. “Go have your fun ladies, half of you go to each of them. Show them how we treat outsiders who wander into our business.” Ricardo told a crowd of eight beautiful women. Four girls went to each room, walking with purpose. Outsiders shall be punished under the command of the wedge co. lady warriors. Summer was scrolling through the inter dimensional tv when four women bust open the door and went towards Summer. “Woah, I’m all for the gays, but I’m not into that, sorry gi-“ Summer was interrupted and brought down to one knee by a punch to the gut. “Shut up outsider.” One of the women said. As to which, Summer has no idea. “I thought you were here to get laid? I can see your granny panties through your pants.” The woman in red said from behind Summer. “Gah, I was planning on changing before anyone came he-“ Summer was once again interrupted, this time by the woman behind her. The woman behind her yanked up on the light pink underwear. The force of the pull made Summer stand up. She yelped with the pull. The woman in front of her reached in the front of the white pants. “No, no, that place is reserved for something elseeeeee.” Summer’s eyes crossed due to the force of the front wedgie. “Stay quiet and make this easy on yourself, outsider.” The woman in blue said aggressively. Summer listened. She had accepted her fate. She couldn’t fight off four girls, especially strong women like this. The two on her side joined the others by grabbing the sides of Summer’s underwear and pulling up. She was quickly put to her toes. Almost instantly she was hoisted off the ground by the girls. She squirmed around trying to relieve the pressure in any way. After what felt like ages to Summer, the mysterious women let go. She fell to her knees and held herself in any area that hurt, which was most of her lower body at the moment. “Usually they put up more of a fight.” The woman in yellow said. This was when Summer realized that all of the women sounded the exact same. They looked different, but not too different. “Let’s finish this ladies.” The woman in green said while gripping Summer’s underwear. The women in green and yellow grabbed the back of Summer’s light pink underwear and lifted her up. They walked her over to the wall and attached the pink fabric to one of the jacket hooks. The horror on Summer’s face was clearly visible as the women let go. “What’s wrong? I thought you liked hanging and being up against the wall?” The girls snickered. “Fuck… you” was all Summer managed to say through the pain. “Also, we know about your little guns that bring Rick Sanchez here. So I’ll be taking this.” The woman in red grabbed the gun and chuckled. The women laughed as they walked out. Mixed with the laughter was the ripping of Summer’s underwear. She didn’t last long up there before she fell. Meanwhile, in another room, Beth was getting the same treatment from four different girls. They walked in like they owned the place, which they do. “Oh it’s women? As long as you can do better than Jerry as of late.” Beth shrugged her shoulders. The woman in black pushed Beth against the wall. The woman in white slapped her. While Beth was stunned from what just happened, she received a gut punch from the woman in orange. The barrage of attacks surprised Beth, and quickly made her realize this was done in malice. “You horny outsiders are all th-“ The woman in black was interrupted by a punch to the jaw from Beth. Beth got in a fighting stance, but it was pointless. The four women threw as many punches as they could. Beth was quickly brought to the ground, where the beating would continue. There were kicks, punches, and anything that would hurt. But the women all abruptly stopped. “Let’s get to the real fun now.” The woman in orange stood over the face down Beth. She grabbed Beth by the waist of her jeans and lifted her up to her feet. The show of raw power startled Beth. The woman in purple would reach into the jeans and grab the underwear that was hiding beneath. The pure white underwear was lifted up to Beth’s shoulder blades. “You bitch!” Beth struggled. “So cliché, these are going over your head.” The girl in white said. The woman in purple pulled the white underwear over Beth’s head and let go. The group laughed at the sight of Beth with her white underwear over her head. “Tie her hands. Also, we’ll be taking this gun of yours. Have fun!” The woman in black commanded. Beth was left with her hands tied and her underwear over her head. She was baffled at what just happened. After the women left, Beth struggled and squirmed trying to get out of her binds. Eventually she did, but not cleanly, as her wrists had burns from the rope. The next day was meant to be a repeat of the torture to the mother-daughter duo. It started the same as it had the prior day. The same four women barged back into Summer’s room. Before she could react, the women rushed her. “How was your time hanging?” The woman in red snickered. “Actually, I prefer hanging by ropes, not my underwear.” Summer sarcastically replied. “Well that’s perfect for you, since we’ll be using ropes today.” The woman in blue showed the ropes. The lady in yellow grabbed a chair, while the others got Summer ready. Quite quickly she was tied to the chair with her arms tied behind the back of the chair. “There, that should shut you up for a while.” The woman in green said as she put tape over Summer’s mouth. “Now, let’s finish this.” The girl in blue reached for the back of Summer’s white sweat pants. “MRHMF!” Summer mumbled. The soft yellow fabric was pulled up and over the back of the chair. It was pulled so far down that it was touching Summer’s hands. “That’s enough for today, we’ll be back tomorrow.” The women left the room. Beth was no exception to the return of the women. They walked in, but with a more aggressive attitude. The woman in black was holding the gun Rick gave Beth. “Try anything and I’ll shoot, then Rick will find his precious little daughter dead.” The woman in black said with a force. “Fine, fine. Do what you want, just don’t kill me.” Beth said calmly. The women spun Beth around and dig into the jeans once again. The white and purple polka dotted underwear was yanked up to Beth’s neck by the girl in white. “I get you’re a mother, but you couldn’t have better taste in panties?” The girl in purple snickered. The underwear was once again pulled over Beth’s head and let go. The women admired their work, but didn’t seem satisfied. “Get them over her shoulders.” The woman in black commanded. The women in orange and purple took the underwear off Beth’s head, then grabbed the sides of it. They pulled up in unison to get the underwear over her shoulders. “That’s enough for now, let’s go, we have other outsiders to deal with.” The woman in white said while walking away, making sure to lock the door again. The second they left, Beth took her underwear off her shoulders. She also noticed something else, something vital. The woman in black left the gun in the room. Beth ran over to it and waited. She waiting until she was sure the women were far enough way. After a few minutes, Beth ran up and shot the lock. She knew this would send Rick to her location, she had to save Summer first before he showed up. She checked each room until she found her daughter. Beth walking in on Summer tied up with her yellow underwear over the back of a chair. Beth took the tape off her daughters mouth, then shot the rope between her wrists. She took the underwear off the chair and gave Summer a moment to fix it. Summer noticed the white and purple polka dots showing above her Beth’s pants. “They got you too huh?” Summer asked. “They pulled my underwear over my head, then over my shoulders.” Beth replied. “Oh that’s nothing, they hung my by my panties.” Summer chuckled. “You might wanna fix that before grandpa Rick sees.” Summer pointed to Beth’s underwear. Beth fixed herself more. After a few seconds they heard a lot of gunfire and alarms. Then Rick ran into the room armed to the teeth in weapons. “How did you dumbasses manage to pick the one planet with an evil hive mind hotel?” Rick yelled. “You know what, never mind, let’s go.” Rick shot a portal before they could answer. They walked through the portal and they were home safe. “We tell no one about what happened.” Beth whispered to Summer. “Agreed.” Summer replied. END