HAHAHHAHA!! oh dear..i think you've got something on your tooth... errrr...teeth. *giggle* nicely done!

whuut? eye'd was borned dis way! dem alway looked like dis...
LOL! Thanks jaded!

I just throughly read the contest theme. Guess mine isn't so professional, if anyone wants feel free to red flag.

Love it!

Thx McCool! Guess it could be professional for Redneck Weekly or Larry the Cable Guy!

Oh my lord woman! What have you gone and done to yerself! Next time don't tell the man no and you won't have a black eye!

But, but, but...I didn't wanna do the dishes!

Well hell no! Thats manual labor! Give that bastard a shiner to matc just for suggesting that! Hehehehehe

Cant be real redneck your bottles unopened...made me laugh

Good point ibmaxed! Guess I will have to have a few more tomorrow to make up for the mistake!

and you still have all your teeth

Their fake! muah hahaha!

Amazing isn't it fallinghorse! M R not Amanda!!

M r two!

LOL!! THAT's hilarious!!!! GREAT JOB!!

Wow, this is awesome...well doneeeee

Great one, lol. = )